hmm...

You could paint your self portrait that way or you could read it like 9News did last night:

"Monday March 3rd 3:05 pm - Young adolescent boy was detained for indecent exposure to the elderly and public acts of sexual self mutilation." 

I mean don't get me wrong, I am about a healthy self image but you need to stop violating the sanctity of the civilized world with your version of "perfection", either that or you could go into politics.