Apparently News agencies are not impervious to typos

Sadly, that last comment just illuminates the true demented perspective of a social deviant like yourself. It is often the internal justification of a sexual predator... like yourself... which is so dangerous. Granted those old ladies probably hadn't gotten any excitement of that nature for a while but don't call it "action." Instead call it what it was... strip twister. You should know better and be ashamed of yourself, and the throwing of your own excrament was totally uncalled for. Next time your looking for some kicks, don't barge into the Elks Club weeping and screaming the lyrics to "We Built This City" while dousing yourself in kerosene and attempting kiss a car battery. I mean Damn. Not in my worst nightmares could I dream up something that bizarre... unless I had a dream of you as a functional human being which would be more bizarre than anything currently conceivable.