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I'll ignore the fact that 3 p.m. March 3rd was not last night, nor was it a Monday...

It's like you're getting worse. There are doctors who specialize in helping people like you.

I don't want to fuel this kind of perverse imagery that goes in your head about me running around flashing people, but I will say that me "indecently" exposing myself to elders is more action than you'll ever get.